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VERSE:
Over fifteen-thousand games to try
To discuss and later shelve
The consistency, alphabetically
And Player’s Choice can go to hell
The size and shape of discs and cards
For an hour or so I’ll talk
I’d swipe right on them
Till both my thumbs are stems
Cos every day’s Fat Tuesday in my heart!
PRE-CHORUS:
The World doesn’t get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motions a sin
But it’s their loss for they, got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace
CHORUS:
I’m on a quest
To address all the requests
Please understand, this kind of stuff has virgin-etic cachet
We have been blessed
No time to rest
I’ve got a lot to undress
You don’t need sex cos this is better anyways
It’s stupid Nintendo games!
VERSE:
Might I suggest a Geist to start things out
Then moving on to Pac N Roll
Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
Or whatever’s left at Kohls
Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
Name a better pair to taste
If you said Madden 09’ and skin
Get the fuck out of my face
PRE-CHORUS/INTERLUDE:
Scott (singing): Please tell me that you understand?
CHORUS:
I shouldn’t dwell (He shouldn't dwell)
I’ve got no sex to sell
Take em all and distribute them and you’re spreadin’ Wii Play
It’s so swell- these extra copies extra ban you from hell!
I’ve got a FlingSmash to play every single day! (ev-ery day)
Stupid Nintendo games!
I must confess (He must confess)
I might be slightly obsessed
How could I not be, have you seen these? I’ve got no shame to blame
If you’re down and feeling blue when life crops in around you
There’s a solution for all that pollution dilutin’ your brain!
Stu-pid Nin-ten-do Games!
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VERSE:
It starts off the same for every week
And ends with a game on PS3
Pick something right out of the drawer
Then hold it up against the floor
Spew some junk about no sex
Then a vegan comes just to say Gex
At the desk, look like a hoarder
Surrounded by some big blue border
I just want to break the mold, to not follow a path
But every week, my life involves mentioning Barrel Blast
PRE-CHORUS:
(It’s closing in) My screen is all burned in
(It’s closing in) I always have that stupid grin
(It’s closing in) And just like my virginity…
I’m worried this 1080p outline’s here for infinity
CHORUS:
I’m, on the border
Does my whole life need a giant watermark?
Of, starting over
I really truly never noticed something so stark?
Why, is it this way?
These are some deep questions, this is getting too philosophical for me
Blue from feeling like I’m suffocating
To lay it on the line, it’s closing in on me
OUTRO:
(It’s closing in) It’s always been this way?
(It’s closing in) Not sure if that’s okay…
(It’s closing in) Constantly, from day to day
To lay it on the line, it’s closing in on me
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VERSE:
It's our time
To prove our worth
By saving the world
Save this frameless earth
And when we do we’ll rub it
In the faces of our gov’ment
How could you tax a hero's quest?
Just take that I.R.S
CHORUS:
We gotta save the world
We gotta save the day
I know you all don’t have some plans so hear me out as I sway
You don't want blue cataracts
Wouldn't that be anti-swell?
You've got nothing else going on
So you all might as well!
VERSE:
We can't give up
At least not yet
We gotta try
I can't lose this bet
Were the only ones capable
Of ending this blue fable
So we mustn't stall our big night
This so counts as a fight
CHORUS:
Take your nearest hand
Pop it on your closest head
Loyalty or no dignity not both or you'll be dead
It's our duty to fight back
After Borders came to dwell
When else does this ever happen?
So we all might as well!
(Might as well!)
Stand up and unite
Our strength combined can take the fight
Because it's up to us and with some luck
We’ll watch the Border’s demize
And if unaware before
Prepare yourself cos this is war
There's not much time before we incline
For-ev-er Bor-der-line!
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We - saved - the - world!
From a Blue Border quarrel
I just have to live with it for the whole rest of my days
It's a lot but you've been taught
This thing is worse than you thought
But there's one small thing that makes it all okay
Stu-pid Nin-ten-do games!
(That Blue Border won't stand in my way)
These stupid Nintendo games!
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